DANNY THE IDIOT
Birthday Silliness for both kids and adults!
Your child wants a party to celebrate their special day. They insist! But how do you keep them and their friends utterly entertained without putting the adults through an embarrassing or loud experience? Perhaps you are like most of the adults who get a bit daunted by the thought of 30 children running around in a room?
It’s hard to keep up with the competition too. Your kid goes to their friends’ parties and sees all sorts of carnivals and suddenly they form a strong opinion about their birthday.
Are you considering taking the risk of letting them feel left out and disappointed? Of course not!
This is where I come in. No matter where you live in Hastings, Bexhill, Battle, Rye, Eastbourne, Uckfield, Hailsham, and surrounding areas in East Sussex, West Sussex Danny the Idiot has got a solution for you.
In a one hour show that removes all the stress of the event you will experience giving your little ones Laughter, Amazement, Surprise and even more Laughter. And the adults are going to thank you too.
Want to know what doesn’t work at kid’s birthday parties?
a busy birthday party entertainer.
That’s me! Danny the Idiot!
I’m here to share my insights with you to try and make your life super easy.
#1 A longer party is a better party.
#2 You Can Find The Perfect Party Date and Time To Suit Everyone
decorations people will judge me poorly
I have never heard the kids talking about the food or the decorations. EVER
In my extensive experience, no one, kid or adult, goes to a children’s party for the food
Here’s a few reasons why your garden isn’t that attractive after all:
HOW DANNY ACHIEVES A FANTASTIC
Danny the Idiot performs an amazing hilarious birthday show which includes:
And all that means you can be freed up to attend to details as everyone is entertained. Hey – you can even enjoy the show too!
THIS IS HOW YOUR CHILD’S BIRTHDAY
PARTY WILL BE AMAZING!
The Birthday child will be made the star of the show and be celebrated by friends and family
You can relax enjoy the party and be stress free with all the kids AND adults laughing – you will be too
SO WHAT NONSENSE DO I GET?
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY SHOW
A 50 minute jam packed fun filled show
In the show Balloon magic, Balloon silliness and crazy Balloon stunts, like escaping from the balloons of death!
Siblings can help as well and I also use other children,
and even adults in different parts of the show
DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I TELL YOU…
“I had the most amazing time on Saturday. Your act is so funny my ribs hurt from laughing so much. Truly remarkable & memorable. Would recommend you to everyone in a heartbeat! Thank you”
Hurry up and check Danny’s availability
on the date of your event
Can you help me help you by supplying the following information when calling or emailing:
Name, date and location of the event and what kind of event it will be.