Danny The Idiot
Your Expert Family Entertainer
Book a Variety Act that adds Fun in your Face Virtually and In Person
The best performance school in life is the stage.
Hi, I am Danny and for the past 30 years I have made mistakes. Huge mistakes, funny mistakes, foolish mistakes.
You name it. I have made a complete Idiot out of myself. Performing in London, then in theatres and events all over the UK, and finally landed here at East Sussex.
I now perform all over London and the South East. And even sometimes beyond! Then the disease that will not be named happened. I switched to also performing Virtually.
At first I thought people won’t recognize I am an idiot through the screen. But, I was soooo wrong!
Do you want a funny memorable show, a variety show,
a hilarous show for your event?
Of course you do.
So all you need to do next is choose a button.
How hard can that be?
Smart Companies That Worked With Danny
Three Hilarious Services
Fun Interactive Family Friendly Stage Shows
In person socially distanced shows
Who knew zoom events can be so much fun?
Award Winning Balloons that both kids & grown ups absolutely love
Why hire a Professional Idiot
Danny the Idiot is a Professional Idiot
– a graduate from the University for Idiots.
He is the only graduate – EVER!
During the gruelling course Danny studied his idiotic education
to bring it all together into shows and events for audiences and guests.
The course covered many things like, How to be an Idiot,
Banana Skins and their Appeal, Falling up and getting down,
and his favourite, Laughter is not just a Throat Noise.
There are many different types of laughter. Danny, with
many years of knowledge and ignorance, knows these types.
After graduating and many years of performing, Danny has
distilled the knowledge of creating four solo theatre shows,
and many short original pieces has developed a theory.
He has, with his super experience, analysed, synthesised,
and pasteurised a simple diagram to illustrate this principle.
danny the idiot’s
hierarchy of laughter
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
There is the basic human need to laugh. To laugh together.From belly laughs to chuckles, Danny entertains
everyone in the audience. A grown up man, an adult being a silly idiot is the best.
He enjoys the challenge of entertaining different people differently. How?
By using his finely tuned creative mind.
Using the ridiculous, the idiotic and the just plain daft
By transforming his audience from their pre-show concerns about life to having a laugh and a break.
Audiences say after a show that they haven’t laughed so much in a long time.
And yet – each show has a different audience. Each show is unique depending on a complex set of foolish factors.
Each show is a special moment in time of family togetherness, complete nonsense and utter silliness.
That is why you should hire Danny the Idiot!
“Danny was great! Finally something different.
Danny’s terrific personality and very
entertaining performance made our event.”
You wouldn’t hire an amateur idiot to run your party. Am I right?
Book Danny the Idiot Now.
Because you can be a pro even at being an Idiot!
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Of Experience and
I will surprise you. You can’t surprise me
110% compliments coming your way
(including the grumpiest grouches and attention seeking grumblers). Performing all over the globe amazing and surprising everyone from tiny kids to corporate crowds! All guests matter, even when performing as a balloon dragon’s vet in Ontario, Canada.
Been there, done that
– Whatever your needs are, I can provide you with a perfect service and overdeliver as an all round variety performer with experience in TV & Film, Theatre, Circus & Cabaret, Corporate Entertainment, Family and Celebration events.
A choice you can brag about
– You can show off to your friends about how great you are with your choice of entertainer. Why? Because I have performed for two Royal families. One at Buckingham Palace, and one for Warner Brothers Abu Dhabi with the Royals of the UAE. Does that qualify me to say “By Royal Appointment”?! Brag away!
6 reasons to work with Danny
and even the grown ups
sit and watch too.
and just hilarious – read
A variety show based on 30+ years of experience
Great value for the ridiculous amount of ridiculousness
REALLY stupid gags and terrible puns – you have
WHAT CUSTOMERS SAY
“Danny the (genius) Idiot kept everybody interested and engaged for his entire performance… Danny’s persona is hilarious for all ages.”
Shana Sharp, California, USA
Success Stories from Customers
“We loved Danny’s show, especially the fun balloon modelling and circus element. Client and guests were very happy!”
For their annual Family Picnic with
a circus theme, Hurlingham private members club were looking for a really different show mixing circus and balloons……..
Sotheby’s Auction house was open for viewing to families and required a balloon entertainer for multiple events – each time in a different space.
Danny adapted wearable balloon art compacted to avoid kids smashing valuable artworks with extended balloons. Happy kids and parents, artworks safe and happy auctioneers. A win for all!
Bannatyne’s Hotel in Hastings wanted to attract more customers and give something different at their mix of family and adult events.
Danny was engaged to create balloon art for the guests and proved very POPular! Lots of photo opportunities for social media which spread the word fast.
DANNY WITH RUFUS
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